Cow gets drunk, runs for mayor in a small town in Utah and wins




A known cow by the name “Levi” ran for mayor in a small town in Utah and won. People have reported seeing the cow drink 50% vodka before the election. This has caused a lot of commotion around the town.



Currently a lot of people are in the streets protesting and have even started breaking things. Levi has not said anything about this and has mostly just been running around and eating grass. The co-mayor has said a few words though.

“We would like everyone to calm down. Levi is a good mayor and will do the town good. In the meantime, we would like there to be peace in the town.”
–Co-mayor Terry.

A lot of people are against it, and some have even left the town. The population has gone down by 10% and some of the stores has closed.

We are not going to say where it is for the town to not get more hate than it already has.

Author: Kio